2002
Pistachio Disguisey
Devlin Bowman
Jennifer Baker
Grandfather Disguisey
Fabbrizio Disguisey
Barney Baker
Mother Disguisey
Sophia (as Maria Canals)
Texas Man
Henchman
Texas Wife
Trent
Kenan
Rex
Jessica Simpson
Interview Woman
Security Guard
Doorman
Cigar Maker
Businessman
Art Dealer
Waiter
Ninja Warrior
White Collar Executive
Mongolian Elder
Mongolian
German Businessman
German Businesswoman
Another German
Herself
Bernardo
Italian Officer
Boxing Dummy
Puerto Rican Housekeeper
Waitress
Female Partygoer
Bully
Chemistry Teacher
Young Pistachio
Jock
Captain America Kid
Bartender
Chef
Appraiser
Constitution Security Guard
Abe Lincoln
Ninja
Doug
Big Bottom Girl
Group Dancer
Choreographer (uncredited)
Lisa (uncredited)
Thief (uncredited)
Shane (uncredited)
Himself