Can Hieronymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?

Robert Hutton

Anthony Newley

Heironymous Merkin

Bruce Boa

Victor Spinetti

Joyce Blair

Julian Orchard

Eve Pearce

Joan Collins

Polyester Poontang

Bruce Forsyth

Uncle Limelight

Milton Berle

Goodtime Eddie Filth

Stubby Kaye

Fat Writer

George Jessel

The Presence

Connie Kreski

Mercy Humppe

Patricia Hayes

Grandma

Ronald Rubin

Skinny Writer

Louis Negin

Producer Peter

Tom Stern

Producer Ron

Yolanda

Trampolena Whambang

Lynda Baron

Salesgirl

Muriel Young

Ronald Radd

Rosalind Knight

Herman Raucher