Winston
Wade
Bob Garbinger
Fritz Garbinger
J.J. Doherty
Kissy Sturnevan
Mayor Togar
Dennis
Monster Garbinger
Thad Barkabus
Chief Wormer
CJ Doons
Guthrie Stockins
C.S. Hawley
Toxie Witness
Rick Feet
Cheerful Insurance Rep (voice)
Reporter (as J.R. Esposito)