Méďa

Mark Wahlberg

John Bennett

Mila Kunis

Lori Collinsová

Seth MacFarlane

Ted (mluví)

Joel McHale

Rex

Giovanni Ribisi

Donny

Patrick Warburton

chlápek

Matt Walsh

Thomas

Jessica Barth

Tami-Lynn

Aedin Mincks

Robert

Bill Smitrovich

Frank

Patrick Stewart

vypravěč (mluví)

Norah Jones

sama sebe

Sam J. Jones

sám sebe

Tom Skerritt

sám sebe

Bretton Manley

mladý John

Ralph Garman

Johnův otec

Alex Borstein

Johnova máma

John Viener

Alix

Laura Vandervoort

Tanya

Robert Wu

Asian Man "Ming"

Ginger Gonzaga

Gina

Jessica Stroup

Tracy

Melissa Ordway

Michelle

Kristina Ellery

Heavenly

Chanty Sok

Angelique

Sarah Fischer

Sauvignon Blanc

Chris Cox

Guy #2

Henry Penzi

Partygoer (Ted's Buddy)

Colton Shires

Teenage John

Lydia Hannibal

Ellen

Eric Weinstein

Stagehand

Mike Henry

Southern Newscaster

Johnny Lee Davenport

Husband

Tara Strong

Bellybutton (voice) (uncredited)

Ray Romano

Ted Danson

Ted Danson (uncredited)

Alecia Batson

Ryan Reynolds

Jared (uncredited)

Paul Bronk

Emmalyn Anderson

Concert Attendee (uncredited)

Ryan Butcher

John Franchi

Tourist / Pedestrian (uncredited)

Jeff Martineau

Johnny Carson

Jeffrey Corazzini

Richard DeAgazio

Aaron Dorsey

Alexandra East

Jaquelyn Fabian

Alexander 'Alex' Garde

Enku Gubaie

Rosemary Howard

Frankie Imbergamo

Tom Kenny

Ren Knopf

Mark Kubr

Daniel Lowney

Thomas Mariano

Rob Marin

Allan Oliveira

Ted Oyama

Chris Palermo

Kayla Ruhl

Megan Sacco

Nicole Signore

Stream

Jamie Christopher White

Shawn Fogarty

Mindy Robinson

Jenny Allford

Seth MacFarlane

Seth MacFarlane

Alec Sulkin

Wellesley Wild

Seth MacFarlane

Michael Barrett

Walter Murphy

Jeff Freeman

Debra McGuire

Jon Mone

Jason Clark

John Jacobs

Seth MacFarlane

Scott Stuber

Wellesley Wild

Mark Kamine

Eric Heffron

Mark Vargo

Kyle Woods

Judson Bell

Genevieve Camilleri

Jim McVay

Stephen J. Lineweaver

Queen