2007
Deputy James Garcia
Deputy Cherisha Kimball
Deputy Travis Junior
Deputy Trudy Wiegel
Lieutenant Jim Dangle
Deputy Clementine Johnson
Deputy Raineesha Williams
Deputy S. Jones
Chief of Police
District Attorney
Miss Acapulco
Kevlar Guy
Cheyenne the Helicopter Model
Sheriff of Aspen
Persnickety Desk Worker
Jeff Spoder
Glen the Desk Clerk
Spring Break Dream Girl
Captain Rogers, DHS
Alligator Expert
Tammy
Ethan the Drug Lord
Drug Lord's Girlfriend
Drug Lord's First Hostage
Breen the Plumber
Tattooed Guy
Tattoo Shop Owner #1
Terry
Decontamination Guy
Russian Model
Drug Lord's Second Hostage
Tattoo Shop Owner #2
Deaf Tattoo Artist
Tattoo Victim
Wrestling Referee
Jello Wrestler
Dangle's "Body Double"
Wiegel's "Body Double"
Ron of Ron's Tattoo
Paul
Hot Paramedic
Spoder's Mom
Clapping Cop
Barry Baum
Sir Terrence
Steve Marmella
Proctologist
Mansion Gunman (uncredited)
Policeman (uncredited)
Bike Cop (uncredited)
Smoking Cop (uncredited)
Self (uncredited)
Rick Smith, S.W.A.T. (uncredited)
Roller Babe (uncredited)
Alabama State Trooper (uncredited)
Stripper (uncredited)
Naked Armenian (uncredited)
Southern Spring Breaker (uncredited)
Japanese Tourist (uncredited)
Police Officer (uncredited)
